At last, I get my humom and the bed to myself, those yipping little monsters are gone, one of the hukids took them outside.

TIME TO ATTACK!!

What? She's getting up? NO FAIR! Great, she's getting dressed and everything. Well, I can help with that too, I can hold on to her bra and play tug-a-war with me. HA! That got her attention!

I went racing back to the bed and attacked the sheets, my signal to her that I'm ready for some PLAYTIME!

She follows me in and now I know I have her hooked. I will make her pay for the lack of attention over the past few days. She turns Righty Ruby loose under the covers and I ATTACK! Oh no! She's attacking back, time to retreat! Oh, wait, she's moving again, ATTACK!! ATTACK!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! She's attacking back, RETREAT!! RETREAT!!!! Darn that Righty Ruby attacking back like that, she's supposed to just sit still and let me kill her! One more time, ATTACK!! ATTACK!!!

AHA! I finally have her in a death grip and am attacking viciously with my back feet and trying to get to her through the protective covers she had on her hand. I can win, victory is almost mine!

Wait, what's this? Oh no, she's bringing in Lefty Lynn to help with the battle. Lefty Lynn is scratching behind my ears, I'll grunt at her to let her know that's not going to work. I will never surrender. I will kill Righty Ruby.

Oh no, now Lefty Lynn is working her way down my neck and under my chin, another growling grunt..........no, no, no body, not a purring grunt, a growling grunt, OH NO!!! My body is betraying me, it's giving in to Lefty Lynn, I will neve...................purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Tweety